Ah, Thanksgiving. I simply love it. Let's see, what am I thankful for?

-There's food.
-Being alive.
-My health being perfect the way it is. *cough*
-That the Mario Bros. are nowhere to be seen.
-Ugh, do I have to make a list?
-That the weather's not too bad.
-I give up. I'm tired of making these preposterous lists.

Let's just say that I'm thankful for many things beyond my listing abilities.

Anyway, good news for you and me. I'll be going back to the Beanbean Kingdom as a little Thanksgiving gift to myself. So you little delinquents won't see me for a while.

But that does not mean that I won't postpone a class, NOOOOOOOO~ I'll come back. Everybody needs Chemistry. EEEYAHAHAHAHA~

Feh. Foolish children. Thinking that I'm dead. WELL, I'M NOT.

I have just been not involved in any sort of activity that the school has been doing. I'm much too busy to take part in such boring activities. Yes. I'm busy.

I'm just glad that Fawful is having fun at the school.

Ah, well. Besides that, I have been continuing my Chemistry classes as normal. And by normal, I mean nothing has blown up. Yet.

And for heaven's sake, that video game that Fawful is playing looks awfully amusing, I wonder if I could join along with him.....

Ah, seven days left until Mole Day! The official holiday of chemists. And a good excuse to whack a mole that has apparently been eating at my lawn....

So, I have to apologize to for not being around much. I'm still teaching my classes, that's a relief, but I haven't been socializing lately. There hasn't been anything amusing lately. Sure, there was that one time in which Francis robbed the school......wait, that was serious. NEVER MIND. But still, I would have thought that the school had better security. I DO NOT APPROVE OF THIS FAILURE THAT IS OUR SCHOOL SECURITY.

But anyway besides that, I think the actual only time I had any of this 'social' time was when Ms. Aran and Ms. Jolene got together a shopping spree. Yes, I do have to admit, I give in to my female needs and drop any evil plan to go shopping. Please, I may be 45 years old, but that doesn't mean that I'm a mean witch who just stays home and does nothing but reciting, "Cauldron bubble, toil and trouble" and whatnot.

I know that it was a long time ago, but I still want to talk about it. I certainly had a good time. I got to know a little bit more of my female staff, even if I had this itching feeling that some people were watching us, though I think it was my imagination. I got along with Grunty quite well, with what us being witches and all. We're what, as you youngsters would say, "BFF'S! LIEK OMG!"

We went to this store that Krystal worked at called Hot Tropic? No, no. Hot TOPIC. That's it. I looked around and got some fascinatin accessories since I was far from interested in those disgusting clothes. Ugh.

But besides that, I think I had a pretty good time at the store. I had to leave early, though. I suddenly got so tired.... Anyway, cheers to such a wonderful time. I certainly hope we have another get-together like this.

EEEYAH HA HA HA HA! Welcome to your doom---I mean my Chemistry Class. Ahem.

Listen up, you hooligans, I'm giving you another break and I'm not going to officially teach the lesson yet, thus with the zero in the title.

INSTEAD, I'm going to give you the rules of the safety of this class if you want to live. Eeeyee he he he....


The papers I am handing out include the guidelines that you MUST follow. Failure to obey these guidelines will lead to an immediate 'F' in the class and possible suspension depending on how much of a good mood I'm in.

Make sure to sign these and give them to me during the next class. THESE COUNT ON YOUR GRADE AND YOU WILL BE TESTED ON HOW WELL YOU KNOW THE GUIDELINES.

On the test, there will be 20 questions. If you don't get 100% on the test, you will keep taking the test until you get the required percentage.

EASY ENOUGH? GET TO IT.

Class dismissed.

(OOC: You guys don't need to read the guidelines. Why would I want to make you guys do that? xDD And I'm not going to give a test either. Let's just say that everybody passed. Good enough?)

As many students have heard, last night was a movie night for many of the faculty members. It was.....interesting. I've nothing more to say other than the fact that I shall remember to NEVER insult Kawasaki's cooking again.

There was much more drama than I anticipated would be at that time, but of course, oh, does fate ever turn.

Oh, and does anybody how to use the coding for "(Private to such and such)"? I'm still quite new at this livejournal thing, and I don't feel like asking my pupil Fawful, despite his skills at technology. That would be really kind of you all. Thank you.

Eyeee hee hee, it feels so nice to be in a new location away from the country and be a teacher here at the Smash Bros. Academy or Sumabura Gakuen, or however those Japanese obsessed idiots call this school. At first, I was going to teach Physics, but apparently some man by the name of Falcon teaches that class. Why in the world would they have a coach be a physics teacher? That's so orthodoxingly ridiculous.

So now I'm going to teach CHEMISTRY (no, not THAT kind of chemistry, you love-sick freaks). Why? From what I've seen, children these days do not know their chemistry. How can one properly wreak havoc eat, sleep, or even breathe if they don't know their chemistry? I mean, how else was I able to steal Princess Peach's voice (although it was Birdo's) with that gas if I didn't know about chemistry?

I'm just rambling, aren't I? I seem to have a problem with that. I've heard that many elderly adults tend to do that. SILENCE, I'M NOT OLD!

Well, anyway, I'm still going to take some time getting used to this neighborhood and school, so feel free to introduce your feeble selves.

EXPECT MY CLASS TO START SOON. Ta, ta.